Bobby Jindal: Douchebag Extraodinaire !

Did you hear Louisiana Governor Bobby (not his real name) Jindal's rebuttal to President Obama's address to Congress on Tuesday night? It sounded like a speech a fifth grader might have given.
"Gee, Americans can do anything!" "My parents had to pay off the hospital bill in installments when I was born - it's a good thing they didn't miss any payments!"

Get it?

Bobby, you fucking douche.

Holy crap, this guy is the hope of the Republican party for 2012? He tells us that Republicans "went along" with big spending for the past eight years. No asshole, you guys were in charge. You had the keys to the fucking castle for most of the past eight years - and you fucked it up! I love watching these hypocrites revise history...

As a Democrat, I don't know who I would prefer to run in 2012, this guy or Sarah Palin. It is insulting how this all-white party suddenly has brown faces and women at the front of the party. They seem to be saying, "You want blacks? We've got blacks. We'll make Michael Steele the head of the party. You want broads? We've got broads. That sassy Sarah Palin is a real soccer mom! And you want slightly off color immigranty-looking guys? We've got those too! Check out Bobby Jindal!" Jesus Christ...

What makes it even worse is that his rebuttal followed a top-notch speech by a real craftsman. Whatever you think of his policies, it is evident that Obama is a serious person who speaks directly and is not shy about sharing the stark truth with the American people. When will the Right catch on that we don't want to be spoken to as if we were nine years old? Even though I support Obama and policies that are rather Liberal, I would still like to see real debate and opposing ideas about how to deal with the economic crisis. What do the Republicans offer us? Tax cuts. Enough with the tax cuts already! We've had 8 years of more tax cuts than we've ever had, and look at where we are. Maybe they could come up with one other solution. Economy bad? Tax cuts. Housing market floundering? Tax cuts. Crime rising? Tax cuts. Terrorist threats? Tax cuts. Got Hemorrhoids? Tax cuts.

Thanks Bobby Jindal. Your dismal performance on Tuesday night exposed you for the amateur you are. Republicans, PLEASE run this guy against Obama in 2012. In fact, make it a Jindal/Palin ticket. I'll even pony up some dough to their campaign.