Which Century Is This?

So the Catholic Church doesn’t want to have to pay for women’s birth control? But wouldn’t birth control prevent lots of abortions? I just don’t get these kooks. In fact, I have an even more radical proposal. Not only should the church have to fund women’s birth control, but I think the priests should have to dispense it directly to women in the confessional box.  Now that would be something for them to protest against. Can you imagine? “Forgive me father for I have sinned….and also I need you to refill my prescription for my birth control pills.”